Hello. Angelica. Amongst the Adults. Arizona.
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laughinqftw:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, lives on their laptop & is constantly texting.

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contraception:

when ur best friend is sad

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unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal
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charizard:

clrafting:

when you see someones wing wang on omegle 

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it’s called a winkle

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tbotofficial:

gross teenage white boy mustaches 

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simplypurkey:

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destielkills:

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awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

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disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging
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devildoll:

aspecialplaceinhale:

goldicrocs:

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Im on mobile so I don’t know if the pic is actually of something, or if it’s legit just a stupid gray box

and the circle is complete
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lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

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